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baracknobama:

only punks can see this reblog if youre a punk

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salemtheblackcat:

today i discovered this gif

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play any song you want and snoop dances to the beat while this guy vomits it’s fucking fantastic

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joachimmurat:

this movie is fucking art

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It’s like no matter how much you’re freaking out, the instinct to not let any water in is so strong that you won’t open your mouth until you feel like your head’s exploding. Then when you finally do let it in, that’s when it stops hurting. It’s not scary anymore, it’s… it’s actually kind of peaceful.

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slenclerman:

reblog if youve ever been called
-bread
-oprah winfrey
-pianist
-cake pan

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kingjaffejoffer:

Remember this when you read reports of people ‘looting’ McDonalds tomorrow

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whorville:

Cannibals may seem nice but they’re just trying to butter you up

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oknope:

i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months

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clelta:

We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG

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imthepinkukulele:

I just have a lot of love for this gif.

imthepinkukulele:

I just have a lot of love for this gif.

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causedarlingitwasgood:

how is this even a real show

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fabulink:

Aries: really fucking arrogant
Taurus: bossy as fuck
Gemini: two-faced spawn of satan
Cancer: kinda nice and cries a lot
Leo: talks way too much
Virgo: overanalyzes everything
Libra: probably hella boring
Scorpio: has a collection of knives
Sagittarius: keep your opinions to yourself
Capricorn: lucifer’s servant
Aquarius: hella weird and judgemental
Pisces: way naive and probably gay

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