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tommypickles:

when i see my selfie on my dash

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eliteclassmeme:

your boobs are real? great! your boobs are fake? thats pretty cool too. you erased the memories of your classmates and forced them into a school of mutual killing? wow thats kind of

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nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

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whoredinarygirl:

the best things in life have the most calories

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bombing:

[swallows lit cigarette] arctic monkeys

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  • Question: top six ways to insult boys - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    farandolae:

    mamamantis:

    1. purposefully forget their names
    2. any time yr talking about anything outside the realm of COD, energy drinks, or football, pause and giggle and say “oh, but sorry - you wouldn’t know anything about this, right? we can change the subject”
    3. extension on #1: call him by the name of another boy w the same hair color as him. when he protests, laugh and act like he’s trying to trick u
    4. "hold this." stop acknowledging him for the remainder of the encounter until it is time to collect you bag/purse/coat/etc
    5. "sorry, what? i wasn’t listening" rinse and repeat
    6. tilt yr head. make a cute face. “awwwwww”

    the boy tears in the notes are amazing

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westayedinthewater:

christmasonthemoon:

listening_to_yeezus.mp4

i can’t stop watching this

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buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

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broblerones:

"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"
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there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

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